It's a rumination; a deep or considered thought about something.
Then let’s treat it like one.
If your “no” is meant as a considered response, then where’s the reasoning behind it? Where’s the demonstration that anything I said was false or misrepresented? You can call it rumination—but if there’s no content, no counterargument, and no correction, then it’s just a dressed-up dismissal.
A real rebuttal engages with the claim. I said that defending a text as infallible while reinterpreting its errors into oblivion is inconsistent. You replied with one word: “No.” Now you call that a deep thought. But unless you unpack it, challenge it, or disprove it, it’s not rumination—it’s evasion.
So if you’ve thought deeply, then speak clearly. Otherwise, the silence between your “no” and your argument says more than you think.
Sigh] Yes I did. Respond. Stop wasting time.
If you did, then point to it directly. Quote the specific sentence I misrepresented and explain how it’s false. That’s how a real correction works.
You keep insisting that I misrepresented your position, but when pressed, you don’t identify what was misrepresented or how. Vague frustration isn’t an argument. If you want your objection to carry weight, it has to do the work: show the claim, show the distortion, show the correction.
Until then, sighing isn’t a response. It’s a placeholder for one.
Show me where I defend the Bible as infallible.
It's possible that somewhere I wrote infallible where I meant fallible. I used to do that for some reason. And I used to always call Jonah Noah. And I used to write was when I meant wasn't. Is when I meant isn't. That's because I'm infallible.
Fair enough—if you’re saying you don’t believe the Bible is infallible, then that’s a meaningful clarification. But it raises a new question: if you’ve always accepted the Bible contains errors, why did you spend so much time trying to reinterpret or defend one of them?
You opened this discussion by quoting Hebrew, invoking digestive processes like refection, citing Cowper, and linking to apologetics sites—all in an effort to show that the Bible might not be wrong when it says hares chew cud. That’s not the behavior of someone who casually accepts the Bible contains mistakes. That’s the behavior of someone trying to defend a specific statement as accurate.
So which is it?
If you believe the Bible can be wrong, then the verse in Leviticus is just one of those cases—no need for reinterpretation, circumstantial framing, or linguistic gymnastics. But if you don’t believe it can be wrong, then your entire defense was a way to preserve that belief.
You can’t spend 20 posts trying to protect a claim and then say, “Oh, I never believed it had to be right.” That’s not just shifting the goalposts—that’s pretending they were never on the field.
A laugh isn’t an argument either.
You can laugh to deflect, to stall, or to avoid, but it doesn’t change the fact that you’ve offered no counterpoint, no correction, and no defense—just noise.
You’re laughing because the argument backed you into a corner. And instead of addressing it, you’re performing detachment.
But underneath the laugh, the question still stands:
If the Bible makes a factual error, what does that mean for its authority?
You haven’t answered that. You’ve avoided it. And now, you’re trying to laugh your way past it.
That’s not a rebuttal. That’s an exit strategy.
You're so funny sometimes. Everything is a silly argument to you isn't it? You have that silly "us vs them" mentality that blinds you to even the obvious.
Not everything is a “silly argument.” Just the ones where someone dances around a clear contradiction and calls it nuance.
You spent days defending the biblical claim about hares. You brought up language, digestion, historical context, and interpretation—all to cast doubt on a simple biological fact. That’s not neutral observation. That’s defense.
And now, when called on it, you switch to calling the whole conversation silly or tribal. That’s not a correction—it’s a retreat behind tone and attitude to avoid the content.
So no—it’s not “us vs. them.” It’s claim vs. evidence.
You made a claim. The evidence refuted it.
What you call “us vs. them” is just accountability, and that’s not silly at all.
Just make your case. The jury will decide. You don't tell a judge and jury what your opposition meant in what they did. At least not to the extent you do. You never produce an original thought, just reams of anal - analytical speculation. Bullshit. Spin. I told you some time ago that your argument would be greatly improved by not doing that. Is that all you got? Reems of bullshit? C'mon. You're not stupid, you just have stupid arguments because you're an ideologue.
Do some work. Put the argument and ideology (the dumb fake atheism) behind you, satan. You would be a much more interesting challenge if you used your head for a real argument and debate.
Let’s be clear: I have made the case—repeatedly, and with clarity. Here it is again, in plain, original language:
Leviticus 11:6 says the hare chews the cud. That statement is biologically false.
It isn’t nuanced. It isn’t interpretive. It’s a straightforward claim about animal behavior that doesn’t match reality. Full stop.
What followed was your effort to reinterpret, reframe, or blur the issue—suggesting ancient people understood it differently, or that “bringing up” food could mean anything from cecotrophy to poetic chewing. That’s not correction. That’s backpedaling dressed up as philosophy.
Calling that observation “spin” doesn’t rescue your position—it just proves you don’t want to engage with it directly. You’re asking for a “real argument,” but the real argument already happened—you just didn’t like the result.
Now you’re calling names and invoking Satan because the facts aren’t going your way. That’s not debate. That’s deflection in desperation.
So here’s the “work” you say I’m not doing:
The Bible made a testable claim. That claim was false. And every word you’ve typed since has been to distract from that one, immovable fact.
And like a laugh a sigh isn’t an argument—it’s a placeholder for one.
You can sigh all you want, but it won’t change what’s already been established: The Bible made a specific claim about animal behavior. That claim is false. You tried to defend it. That defense collapsed. Now you’re reacting, not reasoning.
If your only reply to a direct point is an exhale of frustration, that’s not a sign of superiority—it’s a sign you’ve run out of answers.
So let’s be honest: either you defended [snip]
If you believe something I said was misrepresented, quote it and explain. “Snip” isn’t an argument. It’s a cutaway from accountability.
You say “make your case.” I did. I’ve stated the claim. I’ve provided the evidence. And I’ve responded to every evasion, deflection, and retreat you’ve offered. What you haven’t done is address the core issue head-on:
Leviticus 11:6 makes a factual statement. That statement is false. You tried to defend it. Now that the defense has failed, you want to mock the process, ignore the content, or reduce everything to sighs and dismissals.
If you want to be taken seriously in this debate, stop snipping and start answering. Otherwise, you’re not debating—you’re dodging.
Maybe I overestimated your intelligence. All one has to do to establish that is read the text. Guess what? No one needs you to tell them what anything says. Me or the Bible. You don't win a prize for that. Sorry.
And yet—despite admitting the verse says it, despite admitting it’s wrong, and despite admitting it doesn’t matter to you—you still spent days trying to reinterpret, reframe, and redirect.
You say no one needs me to tell them what the Bible says. Fine. But apparently you did—because your entire opening post was built around trying to justify that very verse.
So no, I don’t get a prize for pointing it out. But you don’t get to pretend you never cared after the fact exposed the flaw. That’s not insight. That’s retreat.
The problem isn’t that the verse is wrong. The problem is what you do once it’s proven to be. And so far, all you’ve done is flinch, pivot, and pretend you weren’t standing there defending it in the first place.
You asked for clarity. Now you’ve got it.
Buddha.
Looks like The Mad Cow Argument is going to have a sequel.
Then let the sequel begin—with the same question you still haven’t answered directly:
If hares don’t chew the cud, and Leviticus 11:6 says they do, then why are you still dodging the fact that it’s a mistake?
You can invoke Buddha, toss out jokes, or mock the discussion—but none of that erases the error. The claim was biological. The claim was wrong. And you’ve spent all this time trying to change the subject instead of owning the result.
You can name it whatever you want—“Mad Cow Argument,” “Sequel,” “SighFest Part III”—but it always comes back to this:
You defended a falsehood. You lost the argument. And the record shows it.
How does it matter?
If the book is fictional it matters how and why? If divinely inspired how and why?
Keep it simple, keep it short. Just the facts.
It matters because a false claim disqualifies divine authority.
If the book is fictional, then its biological errors prove it’s just that—fiction.
If it claims divine inspiration, then even one factual error proves it isn’t infallible.
And Leviticus 11:6 contains a factual error. That’s the fact. That’s why it matters.
When someone declares “Time’s up,” it’s not because they’ve won—it’s because they’ve run out of ways to avoid losing.
You were asked a direct question. You couldn’t answer it. So now you’re calling time on the clock, not because the argument is over, but because you have no move left that doesn’t concede the point.
The Bible said the hare chews the cud. That is biologically false. You know it.
You tried to defend it. That failed. You tried to dismiss it. That didn’t hold.
Now you’re walking off the field, not because you won, but because you were outplayed—and everyone saw it.
NHC