The Andy Borowitz Show
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Andy Borowitz
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Everybody: the details in this episode are extremely hard to listen to. But I believe Katie Johnson's story and I felt that I had to share it. I usually try to keep things light, but sometimes another approach is called for. I hope you understand.
The KJ interview is very hard to listen to. So horrific.
I don't think this is a case you want to hang your hat on:
What We Know About Origins of Trump Child Rape Allegations
Your link is not particularly illuminating, nor is it meant to be.
What I will say is that if it were a single individual alleging sexual misconduct against any one individual, there is room for doubt. When it is more than 20 individuals, it is difficult to believe that everyone except the accused is lying. Particularly when the accused has a self-perpetuated image as someone who liked them ‘in the young side,’ has bragged about walking in on minor girls in a dressing room and made numerous other brags about grossly inappropriate behavior with girls and women. Add in a long and close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and all credibility of the accused evaporates to perhaps a faint bit of mist.
I certainly would not have expected the Snopes article to persuade
you in any way. After all, even when the alleged rape victim admits to having made it all up (not to mention lack of physical evidence and witness testimony), you will not believe it.
Crystal Mangum "rape"
I think it is very likely that she was actually raped, given the intoxication. I think it is even more likely that she does not entirely remember what happened due to the intoxication and mental illness.
I fully expect to be argued with about this, but I won’t participate. I’m right on this.
With regard to "liking them young", you may be thinking about Bill Clinton, no?
Court documents reveal names of powerful men allegedly linked to Jeffrey Epstein
One of the more notable names, former President Bill Clinton, is mentioned frequently in the documents.
They say that Clinton allegedly took a trip to Thailand with Epstein and include allegations from one witness who testified Epstein told her "Clinton likes them young, referring to girls."
As far as Trump bragging about walking in on minor girls in their dressing rooms, that was debunked a long time ago. Adults, yes. Minors, no. Still, is that sleazy and uncool? Certainly. But then again, in 2025 a man can freely walk in on naked women & girls in gym locker rooms, etc as long as he says he is a woman and the locker room women have to accept it.
link We are changing laws to make it more permissible to behave sleazily like Trump! WTF?
Did Trump Admit Going Into Changing Room of Beauty Pageant Contestants?
We looked closely at Trump's past comments, as well as real allegations made by former beauty pageant contestants from both Miss USA and Miss Teen USA competitions. Trump did indeed brag about walking in on contestants, but was referring to Miss USA or Miss Universe pageants, whose contestants are 18 or older. The above quote where he appeared to brag about walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants was misrepresenting a real comment he made to Stern.
As far as the 20 individuals you spoke of, are they adults or minors? Or both? It's well established that Trump is a sleazeball with adult women (I would not disagree about that), but this thread is about "kiddies". Has there been anything in any of the Epstein files about Trump engaging in pedophilia, as alleged by many? The Katie Johnson story is not one a
skeptic-minded person would want to hang their hat on. What/where are some of the more compelling ones you
could hang your hat on?